All hail the shelter kitties - This is James Tiberius Kirk tempting me into a belly scratch (This is a trap. It's always a trap)

"If a man gets a serious injury, it's still not fatal, but for women it could end much more seriously," a Russian ski jumping coach said. "Women have another purpose—to have children, to do housework, to create hearth and home."

yeah, but this one blinks *shudders*

I am kind of surprised that none of these involve ice in unnecessary places...

Is this a bad time to mention I went as Jane T. Kirk for Halloween two years in a row?

That reminded me of this...

I think though, in a hook-up type situation, you could argue that a guy shouldn't take it on trust that his new lady friend is on birth control even though she says she is either. Additionally, of course a male birth control pill does diddly for STIs (except maybe the one that produces a dry orgasm, but that in no way…

Depends on the cat really - I could leave three days worth of food for my first cat, and she would take three days to eat it all. The guy I have now won't scarf it all down, but he will eat more than he needs to if I don't watch how much food goes into the dish, and I know some people who have cats who will finish…

Oh right. Of course - the uncooked chicken kissing thing. How silly of me to have forgotten such a well known tradition

I am filled with questions that have no answers.

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Hmm, that IS a valid argument...

A section called "Rehearsal Absentee and Missed Games Policy" lists fines incurred for missed rehearsals. Oddly—or perhaps illegally, as Lacy T.'s lawsuit claims—cheerleaders are not compensated at all for their thrice weekly rehearsals. That means any fines for missed practices are deducted from the paltry $125 they…

I think "web" refers to the thin bit of skin between your index finger and your thumb, so I guess this means that you grasp a person's whole hand and not just their fingers in an elderly victorian lady sort of way

I think you pretty much nailed it - I'd add a couple of extra dismissals:

I think these gloves and I need some alone time together

Hoo boy yiss

Thank you for this GIF. It has made my week

What level before you break the the orgasm machine with the power of your love?