If you get to Mystic, does it just look like a regular orgasm, but everyone pretends it was just as cool as before ?

Agreed here - coming from the other direction. The moment I turned my profile to "On" I got a ton of messages from guys that were along the lines of "Hey" or "How are you tonight", which belonged to mostly blank profiles of dudes who's only listed interests were "The Outdoors, Food". There was nothing wrong with…

This kind of registers closer to sexy nightgown to me...

Yep.

That is a crying shame, because I would have loved to know too. I imagine a kind of tomcat musk with whatever a manly flower scent would be.

http://www.sex-panther.com/

I can't even begin to think about the hat or the outfit when my mind is filled with so many questions about the terrifying dental appliance he appears to be sporting.

It's about -11 C here today, so actually not too bad. We had a few days there in November that dipped down to -35 C (~ -31F ) or so, which is getting into goddamn cold territory.

My personal favourite trip to a pharmacy was one day I went with my friends on our way to a party. One guy was complaining of back pain, so I convinced him to buy some generic brand Robax. The other guy was carrying our liquor store purchase and was getting some other supplies to stock up for the party.

Ditto. I vividly remember the time when some moron at blockbuster let my brother and I rent Ninja Scroll***. I think I was eleven, and my brother was ten. We got our hands on Akira sometime around then too.

Yikes, that movie gave me nightmares and I watched as a grown ass adult (the thing with the eye hands gaaaaahhahahaaa)

This is what I hear - booze is very important to the process.

I dunno how this could possibly be the saddest Monday of the year. Last week was two days on, one day off, two days on for a lot of office workers. Lots of people are still on Holiday vacation, or just finished getting off of holiday vacation. Everyone who was burned out by holidays is probably grateful to get back to…

Yup. It's probably one of the reasons I enjoy watching curling so much, because I am a Canadian, and it's pretty certain we're going to medal at it. That and all the furious shouting and broom action.

I have spent many a winter olympics mesmerized in front of a TV watching people slide rocks across ice, suddenly pretending I know shit about the strategy, having arguments with my friends about the competence/incompetence of the skips of my national team.

As someone who consumed an unreasonable amount of internet fanfiction when I was a young teen I wouldn't worry about it too much***. I turned out mostly ok - I have a job and a house and everything.

I will confess. I pretty much put this whole thing together just to post that second GIF, which is incredible :D

Hop on Loser, We're going Shopping!

I am reasonably certain it's on Netflix now.