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A world without cats already exists in a Connie Willis novel:

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Hmm, that IS a valid argument...

People like to pretend that 4WD is the magical solution to all snow related problems. It is not. My car is front wheel drive, my dad drives a rear wheel drive, and we both drive around a city where residential streets regularly resemble lumpy skating rinks in the winter with no problems.

A section called "Rehearsal Absentee and Missed Games Policy" lists fines incurred for missed rehearsals. Oddly—or perhaps illegally, as Lacy T.'s lawsuit claims—cheerleaders are not compensated at all for their thrice weekly rehearsals. That means any fines for missed practices are deducted from the paltry $125 they…

I think "web" refers to the thin bit of skin between your index finger and your thumb, so I guess this means that you grasp a person's whole hand and not just their fingers in an elderly victorian lady sort of way

I think you pretty much nailed it - I'd add a couple of extra dismissals:

Hmm, alright.

... are you me? I cleared the receipts out of my bag this weekend and I am agog and horrified at how much more space there seems to be in it.

This GIF makes me really happy for reasons I can't describe :)

The answer is clear. Any films involving this man:

I think these gloves and I need some alone time together

Hoo boy yiss

I have some er... feelings about this...

Load Butter Lettuce fantasy, Beth program 3! And lock the Holo John doors!

Thank you for this GIF. It has made my week

What level before you break the the orgasm machine with the power of your love?