I happen to agree with you, but for entirely selfish reasons of my own :p

Dear Tufts;

I see your strawberry penis and raise you the teeny tomato dong I discovered on my plant yesterday

I think the only time I have ever, ever asked to touch some one's hair was in the 8th grade, right after my very brave friend shaved her head for cancer, because she herself told me that it felt super weird.

If you hadn't posted it, I would have. People deserve to know the very real cost in human life that anti-vaxx positions like hers have.

Ammonia + Bleach = potential trip to the hospital

For you!

That is gross gross gross. Also insanely self absorbed. Literally everyone I know in this city has wanted to do SOMETHING, even if it's just donate a few bucks to the Red Cross.

I had a friend like that once when I was a teenager. I knew she was a Christian, she knew I was an Atheist. We were co-existing just fine, until she exploded with a giant "Come to Jesus, because HELL" email one day. The friendship never really recovered from it.

I was making a joke in mixed company about how I really needed an oldschool housewife (I am a lady) - The other gals were laughing and agreeing with me, and one of the guys jumped in with "Oh yeah, I totally need a wife like that too"

Yes. I was at the pharmacy when one of my friends (male) bought condoms and gingerale, while the other one (also male) bought Robaxacet (which is basically a pain reliever and a muscle relaxant).

Because this is the time when ear scratches are allowed, nay, REQUIRED by the ruler of the household. Alternately, this is the time when you need to lay your body out in a comfortable position so that they may use you as a heated bed.

Sounds reasonable - It's not the fence's fault you weren't paying attention!

Oh good. I was wondering if this was ever going to be appropriate

I've been doing that too - I sort of always thought that they were there for ergonomics reasons. But I just flipped the feet down and it isn't actually uncomfortable for me to type this way (my hands seem way closer to the keyboard though. I sort of feel like I'm going to mistype letters just because of this)

I'm going to quote Chief of Army Lieutenant General David Morrison (Australia) on this, who perhaps has the most perfect quote about abolishing sexism in any organization:

http://www.askamanager.org/2011/12/rules-…

I agree with you. There are some fairly hirsute men in my family and usually the leg-hair coverage is not quite so uniform, especially around the joints, and any place where there is extra clothing friction (Like right around where the tops of socks usually hit).

Det. Thorn: It's fake. Reality TV is fake They're making our TV out of fake people. Next thing they'll be breeding fakes like cattle for reality TV. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

I'm even worse. I'll try and sleep around the stuff out of stubbornness