Weekly, but only if going to the local library website and checking out ebooks counts. Other than that, I probably go to the actual physical library once every few months (with another visit back in 21 days to return all those books :p)

Perhaps a better analogy is that you need to get to the ball park before you can start hitting home runs. Probably not an App for the Barry Bonds of masturbation.

There are probably a number of gentlemen who need this app to get into the right ... genre... of movement, let alone subtleties of it.

Hi five! I also am wearing such a dress!

You probably will sew a three armed shirt - the first thing I ever tried sew with my machine involved much seam ripping and cursing (and sewing the wrong sides of the patterns together and the whole nine yards), and I wouldn't be expecting to replace your whole wardrobe with handmade stuff right off the bat. But you…

I just listened to the cover, and I was kind of bored after about a minute.

That's Pastafarian :P

It looks like they had to get a whole set of custom mannequins just to get the proportions right. I don't think you can get that kind of mannequin *ahem* off the rack.

This has led me to the horrible image of someone shaving their tongue

Ah good old Red flavour ... Not a patch on Blue flavour though.

I haven't read the books, but I think I had a feeling that something like this was coming, because when all the murdering started, I wasn't as surprised as I should have been (some of that could have been my dad, who has read them going "OH NOOOOES. BAD THINGS" like the walking spoiler-machine he is).

Bravo.

This is an excellent recipe for making sure I am asleep at my desk by 2:30.

Did anyone else think of this when they saw these pictures?

... Once I was walking with some friends of mine (both male) to a party. We stopped at the pharmacy to pick up some ginger-ale. One of my friends was having some pretty severe back pain, so I convinced him to buy some drugstore brand back pain medicine (Basically tylenol+ muscle relaxant.) The other friend picked up…

... The next video planned in the is about the counter examples. Its specifically about dudes in distress, and games that are about flipping the damsel in distress script.

I do this too. I have unloaded many a dishwasher while chatting with a relative.

Yeah - I imagine that the big companies that own these things also have no desire to deal with parents who discover that they gave permission for someone to publish a Vampire Diaries Stefan/Damon Slash!Incest fic when they find it on their teenager's Kindle.

It would probably cost a lot in energy to do this, which would a) not really help with the environmental thing and b) Also cost more in $$ than begging a farmer to take it.

Well most anti-plagarism services don't depend only on things indexed by Google, and can match things that live behind paywalls, but I do see your point.