Ha! Doctor who doesn't have the budget for something like that!

For Serious? That was the mildest, politest version of "I'm an atheist" I've ever heard.

I've made it a habit to never underestimate the ability of humans to bust into and break things that other humans have invented

I think it varies from store to store how strictly they follow the "which websites are allowed " rules - I got almost $100 off my microwave at Best Buy because I found a sketchy members only group -buy website with a way lower price for the same model. The cashier and manager at that store didn't care enough to…

Don't.

Perspective. It might not be as good as eggs, but it's a heck of a lot better than, say, instant Quaker oatmeal (With Sugar and also more Sugar) or Cocoa puffs and Milk. If you aren't a person who cooks hot breakfast every morning, its a much easier change to make than scrambling some eggs instead - I personally can't…

2) Since when is having a live-in a necessity?

The last time I was seen in public in sweatpants (in a non exercise context) was when I was recovering from stomach flu and I went to the corner store to get a bottle of ginger ale in the vain hope it would make me feel better .

I was having trouble expressing my feelings in words. So I went to GIFs. Here is a selection of things I found while searching "Glitter Explosion"

Same reaction. I nearly went cross eyed staring at it, and I still can't be sure.

My mistake :D Whatever it is, I'm sure it's fine as long as supreme executive power is only derived from a mandate from the Gingerist.

I was thinking it was more an anarcho-syndicalist commune ...

I actually assumed that it was to curtail the possible spread of disease. Wild animals are more likely to have fleas, ticks and parasites, or to carry wild strains of virus or bacteria that aren't common in a domestic pet population.

I think it's better that everybody just wash their hands of the whole thing.

Is it weird to be annoyed that I wasn't invited to an out -of-town friend's wedding? Especially since I knew they were getting married (at some nebulous point) and had already budgeted to make the trip.

My office is about 50% lingerers, and it has begun to rub off on me a bit. I have caught myself standing in a co-worker's office chatting while the good work-ethic person in me is silently screaming for me to hightail it out of there and get back to my desk.

I've read the Omnivore's dilemma, and I didn't really get the "Ladiez should be cookin'" vibe from it, more of a "Processed food is kind of horrifying and the whole world will soon be owned by corn" vibe. It's more about where food comes from, rather than how we prepare it.

I can't let a comment about a pony slide without posting a link to Hark! A Vagrant, which has the bestest, fattest pony EVER.

I am getting a very Moe kind of vibe from this photoshop...

Yo, did any one else have a high school prom where parents were invited? Is that normal? Mine also had a dinner portion, so that may be why (It was also called Grad. Ah Canada)