It’s not quite clear why the crash occurred yet,

Madison Bumgarner will be very upset about that picture after he learns of it- after he helps fix his pa’s tractor and finishes his story about deer antlers with the neighborhood yokels in his driveway before sunset.

When you’re mom’s all like “I don’t want you buying a motorcycle Timmy, they’re not safe” and you buy one anyways, so she runs you over just to prove a point.

YES! They can call it Vapor-ware paint! Soon everyone will be rubbing their eyes and squinting when they look at Saleen cars.

Maybe they used similar technology to this?

This is the word from your oil and car exec buddies?

I understood some of these words.

that motor boating son of a bitch.....

Wow, a nuanced and well reasoned take on ESPN. Maybe they’r—

Slugfest for Game Boy? I’ll assume you just listed the only 5 sports games you’ve ever played, because that game was objectively terrible.

I didn’t even read this, but the answer is NHLPA ‘93.

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Nepalese tease.

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

I’m pretty sure the reason no one eats with him is not because of his disability but because he’s a ginger. My coworker is a ginger. They have no soul. That’s right Eli from R&D I just said you have no soul!

I think my neighbors are throwing onions into chainsaws, lumberjack-show-style. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.