I have the same gait when I have to poop.
I think it depends on your place of employment. When I was in school and working part time in retail, I boned as many coworkers as I could. It never really got ugly, and if it did, one of the girls just ended up quitting because it’s retail.
From one former D1 college ball player to another one absolutely stupid motherfucker: shut up.
Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.
Shopping a Lancia in Idaho is as obscure and intriguing a phrase as eating escargot on the Moon. I like the cut of your jib!
You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.
Midland Chrysler says it still has to take the beast out to the track to make sure the gearing is right and the stock driveshaft and transfer-case can handle all that power.
That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.
The world needs more of this. I want a recurring series of Butterfly Effect rundowns. Things like, “If Golden Tate HADN’T Boned Russell’s Wife”, and “If Darko Wasn’t Shitty at Basketball”.
This seems like a lot of work just to be able to put a 26.2 sticker on his car.
Olbermann’s story about that video:
In human years, I checked.
Go to hell.
The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.
Never forget that rich people are terrible.