Goose Gossage is on deadspin. Yesssss!

Yeah, man, the comments are always just littered with cocky Nats fans.

I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

As an Isles fan, I’m more pissed about them not playing defense in the last 40 seconds of the 3rd allowing Tampa to tie it then I am about the hit on Hickey in OT.

Damn, Daniel.

Wait till you hear her music.

I’ve heard of the “I didn’t know how old she was” defense, but I must admit the “I didn’t know how old I was” defense is a new one.

Before you automatically assume that Nicola’s full of shit, just know that this is much more common among athletes than you might imagine. For instance, Wes Welker has no idea how old he is. Or where he is. Or how he got there.

Nah, as a guy who has lost the ability to rock the main boulevard of his cranium, I have only a begrudging respect for the widehawk.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.

I think you’ve got it backward, my friend. It’s more like: a lot of terrible players ended up on the mid-late ’90s Rangers.

John LeClair
Mikael Renberg
Eric Desjardins
Chris Therrien
Eric Lindros (does not remember himself sometimes)
PJ Axelsson
Ted Donato
Marc Savard (does not remember himself sometimes)
Bob Probert (RIP)
Trevor Linden
Alexei Yashin
Darien Hatcher
Kjell & Ulf Samuelsson
Donald Brashear
Phil Housley

I could go on for DAYS.

After everyone walks through the gate, watch for the last guy who is AMPED and decides to go over the open gate.

Big-ass Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard

That story could be from last Saturday and I’d still believe it.

No, I write about the Sharks just for the clicks.

Not the first time.

“Perhaps giving Dwight Howard a machete was an unfair advantage.”