You’re the hero this comment section needs.

What the fuck is a benghzi?

But what no one ever talks about is how it has Lotus parts. Why does no one ever mention that in the comment sections?

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Thanks?

Oh look, Ladies and Gents. It's That Guy!

“it was like a jealousy that he was there first”

If Delmon Young won, he’d barely have had to dress up to look like a ninja turtle.

“Hello, friends! Which one of you wants to pull really hard on my necktie while I jerk myself off to completion?”

This comment, and many others like it, is a perfect example of the point I’m making. “No,” says the wised-up internet user, “they’re not asking him to take a pay cut; they just want to pay him about half what he’s owed this year. He can earn the rest by playing another year, and working twice as long for the same…

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

That is so not how police stops work.

Ya, it’s almost like humour is subjective or something...

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

I have an 8 month old baby. What’s the age when kids start going to those things? Should I start stretching now?

You know you are getting old when you attempt this at the county fair to impress your unimpressed girlfriend and then you can’t comb your hair the next day. #RotatorCuffsMatter