Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

You mean “One thing is Clear...”

who hurt you?

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

What the hell am I doing with a bat in my hand? Get it out of here! [hic]

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Fishing is Ciara’s new hobby. Fishing is Ciara’s new hobby.

Little known fact: Everything in and from Canada is full of fish.

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

what are those?

Methodical. Thorough. Full of both facts and editorial asides. Truly the David Ray Griffin ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Ray… ) of highlight trutherism.

That’s EPIC highlight truther-ing

Yale doesn’t offer athletic scholarships so . . . . ya wrong.

“Big deal. I did that all the time in the 80s.”

It’s none of my business who he sleeps with. Although I bet Matthew Broderick is pretty upset.

A $2.5 million car with a switchblade key fob.

The posters at the GopherHole.com message boards are on it.

love that she threw on the jordan jersey to really get into character, but like, not SO much into character that she’s not still basic!

If there’s a 55-gallon drum of something near Tiger that he uses to “slather” on anything, it’s not Bengay.