Gripit_Swiftit
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Gripit_Swiftit

*I don’t have autocorrect.

"The best part is, had they actually been playing with deflated balls..."

I’m happily surprised that neither combatant resorted to gunplay. Then I’m sad that such a small display of basic sense surprises me.

You Can Have Good Stats and Hurt Your Team

A Lightning fan? Are you absolutely positive that you exist?

I understand the issues with porn, consent in the business (especially after that James Deen shitshow) and the social impact it has, especially on young men.

I watch porn but not that much. But when I do watch....and when I do have sex I like some of the things people are ragging on here and while I can understand that

Man, some of y’all are pretty fucking judgey about certain types of porn.

This is so topical it should be an ointment.

While a Coyote explains the (NHL’s) world

This reversal brought to you by the 2016 Honda Accord. With a rear-view backup camera and impressive all wheel drive you’ll be able to backtrack on having a player traded and buried in the AHL in safety and comfort.

Point 1: Que means what, queue means a line. Neither of these are correct, should have been cue. Sorry but that’s a pet peeve of mine.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

You can’t one the lotto, it costs two.

Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.

Your face is a post.