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Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Suing for defamation would be a losing proposition for Manning; he undoubtedly qualifies as a “public figure” who would face a heightened burden of proof to even be able to prove liability, and if he has any skeletons in his closet even tangentially related to PED use they would come out in discovery. Unless he is…

I hope your kid is in grad school.

“Yeah but did Steve Harvey narrate it...?” In my mind he is.

And yet my homemade porn just sits there.

1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

I don’t know how to take a review that doesn’t end in a nonsensical letter grade. I’m giving this movie a B for bears.

Look, when you have a chance to drop a Stipanovich reference, you gotta pull the trigger.

Did you mean January 1st? Or is there a whole swath of people that go out drinking on New Years Day that I don’t know about?

We did it. We found the only Blue Jackets fan whose default demeanor is “irrationally pissed at criticism,” as opposed to “resigned to failure.”

The second I start posting cars I wouldn’t buy myself is the second that I stop writing these things. I do actually drive an S-class that I bought non-running, every day. I haven’t gone broke and I’m still in possession of all my organs. It’s cheap and it’s reliable, and I’m not made of magic.

For all the haters, there is a valid point here. Once again, it needs to be worded differently. If you are budgeting for, say, a Buick lacrosse or maybe even a lower spec Lexus sedan......for a similar 5 year TCO (besides gas and tires) this AMG s class can be yours. Initial buy in is about the same as a new fiesta.…

Yea. Let’s all laugh at the brain damage he almost certainly suffered.

This post has three paragraphs and you refused to read them all. Get back in your first-gen Rouge and get out of here.

“I don’t care if its great”

A Miata. I’d spend all day every day out driving it. My girlfriend would leave me because I’d never spend any time with her. I’d lose my job. My house would be foreclosed on. My dogs would be out on the street.

A V8 Audi that just needs a timing chain job.

I had a dream once that my parents gave me and my wife a car, out of the kindness of their hearts.