Gripit_Swiftit
Swift
Gripit_Swiftit

Fixed it for you!

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Yeah. I hate awesome stuff too.

This is witchcraft.

Welcome to the internet! We have cars and boobs and shit

“30-year-old cars out of date” says area man. News at 10.

Get yourself some Frye boots, they’re easily the most comfortable and can take a beating. My father-in-law has a pair older than I am that he still wears.

Wh.... Why does that work? WHY DO I WANT ONE.

If I was the Corvette driver I would’ve fired my gun back, or, failing that, I would’ve rammed my car into the Mustang. You can easily turn a car by putting the nose of yours into the rear tire of theirs, thereby executing a PIT maneuver. *chuckles*

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

He probably pronounces gif with a j.

Shut up.

Given his proclivities, I would have expected more than one beater.

pretty sure that’s a Tesla X, bro.

the way my Cadillac ATS gets only 20 mpg out of a 2 liter engine.

What do you think ellipses are?

How does Joe Adel not know how to take a screenshot on an iPhone? It’s gotta be easier than borrowing a friend’s phone, taking a picture with that, texting that photo to yourself, and tweeting that photo out.