I was/ am in a very similar situation to what you faced when you decided to become a runner. I experienced the loss of someone VERY close to me and gave up on life for a little too long.

This is more of an open-ended dare rather than a direct dare, but the end result left its mark

You’re allowed to have an opinion, even if it is stupid and wrong.

Full disclosure: I’m currently working full time while attending law school, so I only get about 4-5 hours a night.

No, they are for your insurance card and license. But toll booth tickets and parking lot tickets would also fit nicely in there.

If I saw this dish at a party I would think that someone spilled peas into the guacamole, ruining the guac for everyone. Then I would say out loud, to no one in particular, “Who the fuck ruined the guac?”

My wife has wonderful, perfect fake tits and when she leans forward like that they actually look worse than when she is standing at attention. I guess you ladies can hold on to the hope that it is photo shop and that she’s not physically perfect.

While his stance is ridiculous and lacks all logic, it’s not hard to understand why he would say any of this. After all, he’s reporting to the Ginger Hammer and reasoning against Iron Fist Rice and Switch Peterson

“ It won’t out-maneuver a Z4 M Coupe, but it will run circles around your smug Aunt Carol and her stupid gray Durango. “

For us (3 brothers from a ridiculously privileged upbringing) our father taught us the value of hard work and work ethic from a very young age. However, I had no concept of the value of money, how to amass wealth, invest, save, etc. until I was in college (which was paid for without question (which, holy shit is that…

I’ll start by saying that I absolutely love your articles and am inspired by you with every single flip you do. BUT

Really excited to watch this guy and this is a great article but all I can think about when I see his name is My Cousin Vinny.

Ladies, I won’t argue about quality or whether it is right or not, but I think you missed a big contender that is blowing up right now and is surely going to be blasted by every radio station relentlessly.

That mush tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. This is a JAM. Song of The Summer potential.

Thank god someone said this. I came here to point out this same thing. As soon as you read the names you’re not gonna NOT remember them bringing a fake dick into an airport and shitting in a hamper.

+1 for the explanation, not the initial joke. Carry on, you hilarious bastard.

You’re in some serious denial, cuz your parents are closeted freaks. You don’t think they know exactly what those showers are for and are using them as such?

I’m a married, straight man and Crazy Youngsters is probably going to be my summer theme song.

I’m calling it now, DeMuro, your next “which car should I buy to write about for a year?” is going to be a giant, dead luxury sedan.

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