Note that your response got more likes than your initial comment. Further proof that your mom jokes are, after all these years, still the best comeback.

Won’t last long, but for my commute I’m working from the ferry and Mount Rainer looms. It’s much bigger in real life than in the picture...I feel like I’ve needed to use that line a lot lately...

I swear it’s like they want to make sure you know how overpriced the beer is by only providing sub-par beer and still charging you $10 a cup. I love watching games at Safeco Field, but I tend to sneak in my own liquor now so I can keep the cost of the evening under $200. I hope you at least tried the garlic fries.…

This is super easy. Anthony Weiner does not eat snakes. Therefore: sexual mongoose, not a real mongoose.

So if you only sue seven of the fifty-five women that have accused you of rape, is that a tacit admission that all the others are telling the truth? Doesn’t seem like he thought this one out very far.

I graduated from University of Idaho in Moscow almost a decade ago, and Wilson had already begun consolidating a strong following there. People in Moscow have been sending up warning flares about this guy and his church for years. He wrote in a 1996 pamphlet, titled “Southern Slavery, As It Was” (which he co-authored…

Part of the reason we're seeing so many black men killed is that police officers are now best understood less as members of communities, dedicated to keeping peace within them, than as domestic soldiers. The drug war has long functioned as a full-employment act for arms dealers looking to sell every town and village…

Great. Now the Ukranians have zombies. When will this madness end?

I was wondering why when I heard that audio I immediately wanted to fuck Donald Sterling. Who knew racism was such good sexy talk?!?! Ladies, watch out!

I love it when shows do this. It's all about the journey, not the ending.

Jesus. Bleeped and taken off? Isn't that a bit much?

On the bright side, all non-racist people in Florida now have visual indicators of the people they need to stay the fuck away from, or get in a good shouting match with...wait. Georgia is a Stand Your Ground state, so maybe it's better to just stay the fuck away from people with this license plate.

Evidence and facts would suggest that Norwegians have better ethical standards than people in many other countries. You are correct; your comment did not explicitly say 'Murica! However, your complete and immediate dismissal of the possibility that Norwegians DO have higher ethical standards, and your subsequent…

Right. Because the only way that people have higher ethical standards is if they are aliens. I mean, America is the greatest country on earth! There's no way that other nations could possibly have figured things out that we haven't yet!

Because people in Norway don't think it's worth committing crimes just to get nice things?

Except for in Norway, people who go to jail go back far less that in the US, where we are more likely to meet your "standards." In Norway, the recidivism rate is 20%. In the US, it's close to 70%. So your idea that we shouldn't rehabilitate has literally been proven wrong by the very country you are criticizing. Nice…

I don't like Kool-aid.

Here is proof of the lizard people! "No editing!"

I found a bunch of videos showing proof that Earth is only 6,000 years old. It has all kinds of "experts" in it too. I also found some videos proving that Earth is flat, that aliens exist, that bigfoot exists, and that ghosts exist.

I wonder if she was standing there when the plane hit and she's really invincible?! Maybe she's sending signals to George W. Bush that "Operation False Flag" was successful! Or, maybe, just maybe, the fire wasn't burning on the outside, it was burning on the inside of the building, where all the fucking jet fuel went…