Jesus clearly states in the Bible that he wrote the constitution for Corporations to prosper and shame the slimy Commies that want to tax the job creators in order to assist the poors. Jesus is a known hater of poor people...never did a thing for them.
But don’t pray too hard...I announced on Facebook that my grandfather was in the hospital, battling cancer; so many people prayed for him that he got super strong and ended up destroying like half the hospital wing. It took 9 horse tranquilizers to bring him down, it was awful.
I’m gonna treasure this moment of enjoying this mostly likable organization for now, because I know for the next ten years, I’ll be cursing this franchise into oblivion while drunkenly yelling at all of the pink hat-wearing Cubs “fans” that walk through the turnstiles of a Mariners-A’s game.
My childhood babysitter’s son in law..
Always fucking hare truthers.
Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate
Crush your enemies
The fate of trillions of beings depends on whether they purchased the Standard or Professional edition of Microsoft Project.
I support it.
Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.
An alternate headline for this piece is “AMC Cedes Only Advantage Theaters Have Over a Good Home Theater System.”
When you tell a 22-year-old to turn off the phone, don’t ruin the movie, they hear please cut off your left arm above the elbow.
Those are just sleep bullets.
Is the trigger warning in print here to stay, will every grown up and hard to discuss, or accept,thing now be self censored, and forewarned, and cut out in the future to suit the selfish purview of a vocal minority? Do the Millennials get to force a world upon us where we pretend nothing hurts their-feelings-ever, and…
Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.
I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?
Star Wars hologram scan lines are vertical.
