Could be wrong, but I think this was qualifying for the low-level tournament, not even in the tournament itself yet. Hence the no commentator and 17 people watching in the stands.

Cute how the Marlins TV guys are so quick to give the home team so much credit for that play, as if it wasn’t 98% caused by a third of the DBacks shitting the bed in rapid succession. 

I’m surprised this isn’t one of those where they also then set a lower limit... I’ve been part of several where if the class reached a certain threshold of members, or the per-person amount got to $10 or less, they’d just donate it instead of cutting everyone checks.

And cost everyone else $370 while also soaking 60 other innocent people. Well played, sir.

Even sadder is that she’s not the worst this state has elected recently. 

No Song of the South? I’m out.

Because anything but blind allegiance means you’re a turncoat. Let’s not forget their love for those willing to work across the aisle or question Dear Leader, like, say, John McCain...

I meant more directly regarding sexual prowess and activity, not just size.

Just look at all those enthralled kids staring at the floor, slumped in their seats, and fidgeting. 

Should we be scared, then, that he hasn’t started mocking anyone’s lack of virility?

And people still wonder why summer baseball in the southwest hasn’t been successful. I will never understand how they pulled off ten seasons between 2000 and 2011 here in Yuma, first the Bullfrogs of the Western league and then Scorpions of the Golden league. I personally attended (well, worked) multiple games where…

In-n-Out lets you order combinations of meet and cheese as you wish, though their meat patties are much smaller than Wendy’s. People ordering 4x4s (meat x cheese) or 2x4s (for those cheese lovers) aren’t uncommon. Lore is that most restaurants cap to a 10x10 without prior managerial approval, and college groups often…

And that angle of her pitch does it little justice... CBS This Morning showed the angle from the normal over-the-pitcher’s shoulder shot used during the TV broadcast... Fox Trax would have put that damn thing dead center

Neither typical consumer streaming services nor the purchase of a file or piece of physical media includes public performance rights. Been this way for decades. Read your user agreements with Spotify/Pandora etc.... public use is strictly forbidden. 

No, the source is irrelevant. The ONLY time licensing is included is if they’re paying for a music service like Muzak. A subscription to any music service that’s typically used by the public covers nothing legally, and usually also includes strict terms that you’re only allowed to use said services for personal and…

It’s almost like they learned the exact playbook of Woot.com, which they’ve owned for years now. And which is celebrating its 15th birthday today... and I’m up to three purchases from the Woot-off... one of which is a $10 (mystery) Bag of Crap which I earned by solving a riddle posted by George Takei in the forums.…

Speaking on behalf of the state of Arizona, which knows proper tacos, these come in a distant fourth behind

I sat in that same courthouse a few years back for a detention hearing for an ex-Marine and listened to his defense attorney brag about what a model person he’d been as his fitness reports allegedly showed. What none of us knew at the time was that the judge (not the one from Hunter’s hearing, I checked) was also a…

Yeah, I’ve always found it interesting how Hispanic culture considers it shameful to ask others for handouts... so even here along the border, the only people you see asking for money on every single freeway offramp and Walmart parking lot are grungy white people, half of which claim to be vets.

They don’t. It’s the same way people got sanctimonious about homeless vets once the migrant crisis became an issue. They didn’t care then, and they’re just faking it now. Right up there with ‘thoughts and prayers’.