On a three hour trip to Phoenix from here, some friends and I stopped midway for a bathroom break. After getting back in our car, we watched the mayor of our city come out and get into the vehicle on our right. About fifteen seconds later, he exited the vehicle with a confused look on his face, walked around us, and…

Neither do I, but when my parents visit, they buy the shit out of that pizza, so somehow I end up with a half dozen of those things in the fridge because they never use them.

Pro tip: since it’s just oil and garlic and seasoning, it’s fabulous to just throw on some chopped onions and peppers for a quick stir frying.

Anyone who can’t name “No Way to Prevent This” deserves a kick in the balls. 

The trash can to the right already met someone’s bat, it would appear.

To be fair, I come here for the facts with a lot of BS, it’s just that the BS that Gawker/GMG/Splinter includes doesn’t impact the facts, just makes it more tolerable to digest the garbage in the world around us. Snark, sarcasm, and biting commentary make the bleakest stories more stomachable.

Sunovabish it is.

Scalia croaked in FEBRUARY. Waiting is justifiable. 

Ours also always seem to have plenty of vehicles with heated seats and mirrors and other really useful stuff in a market where it hasn’t hit freezing in a few years.

The ones in Yuma are the ones who screw everyone raw. Best experience I had was Avondale Toyota. They got us the vehicle custom for sticker (~$27k) when the asses here wanted $7k extra.

This kind of shady business has been the norm where I am in not-big-city AZ forever. Sticker prices or any other number on the car itself mean nothing. They virtually always add some form of ‘market value adjustment’. Twice I have attempted to keep my tax dollars local, only to have $3+k and $7k added to the price the…

I love watching the first two seconds of that over and over to see the jaws drop on the fans behind him who just saw a swine take to the skies.

Here’s the trailer, about :30 of which was more than enough to cement that I never want to see anything of this beyond what’s allowable on YouTube.

Apple will not allow your system password to be the same as your Apple ID password, for obvious security reasons. 

Not nearly as much as because of the natural monsoon moisture from the southeasterly flow from now until August. 

That username and flopping have caused enough problems around here already, TYVM.

I’ll be honest; I hadn’t heard of him until this popped up in the sidebar on Gizmodo. Had the last paragraph been at the top, I certainly would have stopped caring a lot sooner.

The DHS’ secretary’s caveat about the policy not applying to asylum seekers who present themselves at ports of entry no doubt explains why CBP has recently taken the unprecedented step at the ports near here of placing an officer ahead of the actual border checkpoints who asks for potential crossers to show their…

I tuned in a little over five minutes ago and there’s NO audio whatsoever. “AUDIO DIFFICULTIES” bug in the corner.

I have trouble classifying it as a ‘real job’ because of that instability. It’s a flash in the pan, a brief moment of hyped celebrity. Those skills likely won’t translate to long-term success in the same or any other field, and it could all be gone in a moment through no fault of your own, as we’ve heard the cries…