Kidd-Gilchrist is a tough on-ball defender

If this was the only taste of live NBA basketball the Brits got, at least it was dripping with that authentic New York flavor.

That injury was so gruesome it almost caused Joe Buck’s emotion processor unit to overheat and cause a complete meltdown of his internal motherboard!

Tough way for the Sutherland children to discover that there’s no way their dad has ever had sex.

Under Armour might also want to end their longstanding practice of making heinous footwear.

So now we know that it takes exactly three tremendous boners to produce a play like this.

I feel like I would much rather be slowly and methodically smushed feet-first by a steamroller than kiss my dad on the mouth.

Haslam should probably stop molding draftees in his own image.

Had anyone been in row H it would have erupted.

In hindsight Richardson’s unsuccessful attempts to add a buttcheeks-as-bread sandwich to the Hardee’s menu in the sixties may have been a warning sign.

For those wondering (and hoping)—no, the Cleveland Browns do not play the Giants this year.

We just sent one of our Senior Analysts back to the NFL (Bobby Slowik) who is now coaching with the 49ers.

Once I saw a couple of white guys with dreads use one of those to have a gourmet experience in the parking lot of an Allman Brothers concert. Unfortunately neither were killed.

Whatever...I heard Lamar only got a courtesy national softball championship invite anyways.

Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, a man perfectly engineered to survive a frat party balcony collapse

Just LaVar’s luck that all the players on the other team happened to be four times better than Oscar Robertson.

“Arizona Western Community College - Established by Rapists in 1896"

Things that Jim Harbaugh Thinks are Really Healthy

As a lover of birds, this saddens me greatly. It also kind of makes me want delicious bird meat for lunch. I’m pretty deep.

Woah my dad used to sing that when I was a kid to gross me out and I never knew what the hell he was talking about until now.