The locals have really embraced Sark, with most agreeing that he already slurs his r’s and g’s like he’s been living there for years.

[crouches in the rafters; waits for the perfect moment to strike]

In fairness to Waiters, the quote he was trying to think of was pretty perfect for the moment.

In fairness to Waiters, the quote he was trying to think of was pretty perfect for the moment.

I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea

Uh, I can feel it. But it’s still connected to my body so I’m still trying to fight.

Draymond Green: [smells fart in locker room, complains of odor]

It’s not all bad for Nerlins. He’s saved up a nice little chunk of change by styling his own hair.

Colon’s motivational trick for this exercise is to imagine that the respect of his peers, fans, and the general public is always dangling just out of his reach and then to visualize that respect as a delicious confectionery.

As someone who grew up in Charlotte during the 90's and had George Shinn, butthole extraordinaire, rip my childhood obsession from me I have some conflicted and weirdly bitter feelings towards the current Hornets. When I spring for a ticket nowadays it’s almost solely to see Kemba (now that Big Al is gone), and…

Man just reading about this makes my tibial plateau ache.

The sign made it a respectable 15 minutes before a morbidly obese naked woman was powerbombed through it.

Just called @jenbielema to check in. She is looking for answers to crime scene. These two claim to know nothing #WPS

That card does not scream ‘officially licensed by the NFL’ to me.

This big ol’ country was built on sweat

While Superfan chose to have his seat number inked across his forearm, Detroit Don has a more abstract full-back Iron Cross tattoo to show off his Lions fandom.

Brazilian Customs Agent: So you entered the country as a 15-year-old girl, huh? Says right here you’re a champion.

I’ll concede that billionaires should pay for their own fucking stadiums, but I still think the taxpayer should share some of the burden for community blowjob rinks.

So that explains why LaRussa always leaves the ballpark lugging an attaché filled with imaginary semen!

This is the best!