but it seemed pretty curious that Pettine would be pumping the tires of a guy

The kid’s already caused two coaches and a once-hopeful father to resign.

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“I am no choke artist! I am no choke artist!”, said Higuaín, as his fingers fumbled, slipped and grasped futilely at the heckler’s throat.

Why can’t he be Wes Walkintotraffic?

Hey, where’s our account?

This guy is insane. What kind of a name is v2?

A similar incident occurred when the Rangers’ ground crew attempted to fold Prince Fielder’s tightie whities.

Uh, thanks for the basketball goal, Dad.

Unlike most professional rappers, when Porzingis spits 8 bars he gets Twix all over the car.

Things that end with gnarly burns...

That putz should have been eaten.

No one have ever successfully hacked the Orioles database. They have McAfee.

According to their most recent press release, the Uruguayan Society for Orphans believes that seat-frisbees are going to be all the rage this year and that any child should be happy to receive one for Christmas.

Coach realized he should have stayed out of the feud when Cromartie and Winslow decided to bury the hatchet and in doing so lit Bowles up.

Learn from history, dude. They tried this in the Norse Bearded Hockey Federation back in the 90’s and it resulted in decreased morale and very timid play.

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Post-apocalyptic Gillette Stadium remains deserted, as survivors decided they’d save on rations and fuel and have a better overall fallout experience watching the rebuilding effort from home in HD.

Clearly I just like using the word ‘impressive ‘. Impressed?

He may have had impressive PPG and RPG, but the main stat that endeared him to locals was his impressive 3:1 WS2RS (Wool Socks to Regular Socks) ratio.