In hindsight, Serbia probably didn’t need to pump in fake crowd noise during practice this week.

Onlookers were surprised when the talent in Davis’ pinky leaked out and formed 1.5 Keith van Horns.

Golf lesson: wear a hat that fits well and if the wind carries it away, well, it was never right for your head.

It's times like these that Hamilton finds solace in his faith and also the fact that he has a big bag of meth waiting for him at home.

Unfortunately, the video did not capture the bird returning to Jim Harbaugh's gloved hand before speeding off in an unmarked Astro Van.

Oakley conveniently neglected to mention that he was wearing googly-eye glasses and being a complete jackass at the time.

Judging by that sunburn, it looks like Conan may have accidentally stepped outside while in Arizona.

C.K. added that the jalapeno poppers Belichick brings to the Jaded Disheveled New Englanders lodge meetings are second to none.

I wouldn't put it past ol' Mr. Belichick to leave behind a couple of unflushed revenge anomalies after checkout.

They never should have let Lowery and Foscaldo play themselves in the short-lived sitcom that followed.

In fairness to the dad, the infant had been warned multiple times about using French inside the house.

He's also been known to inflate the word 'Rogers' with extraneous 'D's' when given pregame jersey access.

"And again, the proximity to delicious wings is completely beside the point and in no way influenced my decision to come here."

a move Windhorst describes as a signal to the players that they won't be able to push Blatt out.

Long later stated that the whole feud has been, "tota11y b1own out of proportion".

That's exactly how John Daly was woken up each morning during the summer of 1993.

That's not the kind of person you want to see at the helm of a fan boat.

Antetokounmpo just uses his Go-Go-Gadget leg springs and his Go-Go-Gadget extendable arms to ram the ball home through the hoop.

Sure, Rolando! I can feed your fish while you're out of town. Just let me finish grubbing on this jumbo bean burrito and I'll head right over. It's a cigarette-friendly residence, right? Cool.

Welp, that does it. The husk is off the ear for this fan.