"The Angels were going to catch us," Beane told reporters.

Either do we.

"Hey so do you know Hulk? He seems cool. Like, he's just so now. Yeah, I do have a pen actually. What are you doing? Ha, okay, I guess. Almost done there?.......You don't actually know Hulk, do you?"

that's great

The Ken Burns Civil War doc is awesome, I highly recommend it. Just kick back with some tasty snacks and make a week out of it.

He's certainly not the first Frenchman to sever the flesh just below the head.

That's pretty specific to put the name of the neighborhood he grew up in. Yup, good ol' Venez, Italee, the city of canals.

Good PR to digitally remove the stink-lines surrounding each Eagles fan.

To ensure an authentic impression, the sippy cup was filled with day-old milkshake residue from a McDonald's dumpster.

[scowls, spreads butt even wider]

Royals Vice President of Community Affairs Toby tells 610 Sports Radio that a 'hiccup' took place with some credit card purchases.

Rrrr. That's it Otis, you've been warned about your boners before, and ruff ruff yip Ruff RUFF apology arf suspended bark bark.

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I thought 'the ultimate revenge' was when you get diarrhea while tossing the disc in the park.

After reading this post, Jesus Montero hurriedly packed a suitcase full of crispy toast points and decided to give South Korean baseball a shot.

Screens Fall Apart

Tutor: No really, Jameis, you need to read this. You'll like it, it's by this far-out dude named Thomas Paine!

Have you tried getting the green egg really hot and tossing steaks on? It's like searing them on the face of the sun, and is awesome. Also, have you done a pork butt? Truly a delicious feast. If you can't tell, the green egg is pretty much my favorite thing.

Did Jerry Richardson ever hit the showers with the players? I bet he's got a baguette-sized jimma jamma.

Do you know about Ronald McDonald?