Speaking of motorized carts hauling decimated bodies, did anyone else see the Rascal exodus after the game at Lambeau yesterday?

"Oh yeah? Well you, sir, play the game of football as though you were a Jacksonville Jaguar!"

The US could have saved themselves some time and effort and just used the FIBA World Cup Champions trophy that comes with the Happy Meal.

Does anyone have a spare pair of rose-colored glasses? Because mine just disintegrated for some reason.

I hear Africa's nice this time of year, if you get bored during your indefinite leave of absence, Danny.

Now that's a burn. Nice.

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Maybe I have been training too hard to prepare for ushering academy.

Ahh I see. Thanks, man.

Does getting a comment rec'd by an approved commenter not bring that comment out of the greys anymore? It'd be nice if my less-shitty comments could see the light of day.

Actually, the weakest draw was Tex 'Noodle Wrists' Beauregard, who was shot dead in round one.

If you really want to see a dramatic change to the baseline, just browse through the Welker files.

It's even worse when the goofy mascot is involved, with its comically lifeless eyes and mono-expressive face.

an awkward half-tackle, half-bellyflop.

French's? Everyone knows Madison is Hunt'sville territory.

It all started when Mackay, expected to become the manager of Crystal Palace, was removed from consideration.

Hey, at least we're talking about the Bills!

Snoop's just a fan because the local Steelers bar is the only place he can go and not be hassled about the pungent odor hovering around him.

Speaking of unwanted ash, I wonder whose mantle Joe Paterno is adorning these days?

[puts husky mullet on hook]