I think it might be time to have a sit-down with a different Jared.

"Ahh yeah these things are great. Got a little compartamento for my mouth harp here, treasure map goes in this pouch, and I keep my bongo wax in this little zippered flap. Wait who are you?"

Apparently, nothing about an imploding 4-12 team concerns him at all, not even the fact that the Raiders still suffer from Rich Gannon Syndrome...

They should really do something about that family of pigeons living in the dome.

Jacksonville Jed, age 2: [is blown away by preseason Jags game]

Just an example of what can happen if you don't follow coach's fjorders.

"Who's on urine collection duty today? Todd's on urine collection duty today."

Bolling went on to add that he liked Mo'Ne's "Male Awareness" hat and felt that it really promoted the cause.

How to Make a Great Fight Vine

Does her reign include the life of her face? Because the team in Geneva says they're still a couple years off from being able to destroy plastics forged by Beezlebub.

It usually starts a whole ordeal when you're caught slapping the reporter in public. Just ask Fred Willard.

Dude. You don't badmouth crew cuts at Arrowhead.

Jameis Winston: [discreetly slides Reebok pumpable Dungeness behind couch cushion]

Not a huge secret either that #DustinJohnson had affairs with 2 wives of PGA Tour players. One broke up the marriage.

Yet another victim of the ol' Bob Nightengale Special, a scam whose roots can be traced back to pioneer times.

Real mature. A St. Louis Cardinal would have used a bathroom.

If someone is a rookie coming into the newspaper thing, I don't think you all just start applauding

He was released about 21/2 hours later, Sasson said later.

"As far as pissin' on your grave, I had no choice"

Not Pictured: The wooden crate on which Nick Saban is standing on his tiptoes.