Coincidentally, "LeRingless James" is what friends started calling James Brown after he bludgeoned his favorite prostitute, Natasha LeRing, to death with a saxophone while on tour in 1985.

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Unfortunately for Embiid, the 9:05 tweet resulted in multiple compound thumb fractures requiring a 17-19 month recovery period.

What a jackass. He had been bragging all day about how he was 2 meters tall, maybe even 2.05.

Oh yeah. This is headed straight to the top of the charts.

Unfortunately the wedding was tainted after a no-good varmint tried to jump Beckerman's claim.

Biting has no place in sports.

Order up! One kneecap sandwich on brokefaccia!

Well, that was kind of a bummer, guys. Sorry.

The noise? Sure, he could take that. After all, he was crankin' Curtis Loew pretty hard there for a while.

Your dad might dress you up in a ROLL TIDE onesie, but that doesn't automatically make you a rabid devotee to the cause.

When I was in high school, a buddy tossed me a can of Skoal in the football locker room and asked me if I wanted to catch a buzz. I obliged, as he reassured me that it wouldn't affect my wind like cigarettes. I'd still be able to run like a stallion. It's strange that after all those years, warnings from doctors, and…

I love this.

I broke my cranon bone once and it healed pretty quickly. Then again, I'm not quite as ole as Gavin Floyd, so we'll just have to wait and see.

nah

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After the play, the second baseman grabbed his lunchbox and was literally taken to school by Werth.

It's only a matter of time before one of these celebrations turns ugly and someone gets Powerade in their mouth.

I see the Dodgers went with the traditional "Go TJ! Go TJ!''-style celebration, first popularized in the summer of 1776.

Having set the record straight, The Game set his pencil down and passed out.