On-Field Electronic 'Aw shucks!' Counter: [rolls back over to 0]

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Upon snapping the photo, Jones fell back on his instincts and dished out a vicious beating.

Face: [gets totally smashed]

I like the Frozen soundtrack as much as the next guy, just so long as the next guy doesn't happen to be Manny Machado.

Damn it.

Bosh: [loses, takes shower]

Say what you want about McCants, the man assembles an out-of-this-world Whopper.

Pinky rings are important.

I really don't see what's so funny about Philip Rivers' haircut.

This comment is so great because it's topical. You see, Charlie Sheen recentl-

For another, winning can't be correlated to public economic benefit

Jason Whitlock: [writes article condemning West's actions]

This dude is really reaping the benefits of hitting the trails hard every day. Just look at all that new mass he was able to tack on in the back of his spandex.

I think it's downright pathetic that Aaron Hernandez has tried to get on the NFL's good side by using only X's, L's, V's, and I's in his jailhouse letters.

Pictured: Zach LaVine reaching the apex of his professional basketball career.

It's all fun and games until it's you who is downwind from the Cubs.

Gary can't believe he put on his good cargo shorts for this bush-league bullshit.

This is obviously the real 50 Cent. You can tell by his authentic use of hip-hop shorthand for the phrase 'lacked oils, lubricants'.

And the number of heart transplants performed in the surrounding state more than quadrupled.