Favre: X Pert Hobo Robber Y Me, on three! X Pert Hobo Robber Y Me! Ready, break!

Booth officials have already expressed concern with the replay monitors, complaining that they only show baseball.

The same thing happened to me the other week. The late night dine-in employees at McDonald's aren't the friendliest bunch.

Pictured: the world's most symbolic retractable barrier rope

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Ford: [lifts heel slightly off of unplugged treadmill]

Shankman said he plans on fighting the ticket when he is due in court in May.

Hot dogs! Get ya hot dogs here! Juicy and plump! Comes with a denim hat! Hot dogs!

Thank God the NCAA got wind of this in time to make sure wide-ruled paper was used.

I didn't figure luge would be popular in Manatee County, what with the warm climate and elderly populace and all.

Shepard Family Members: Thanks for the not-Joe Johnson or Deron Williams or Kevin Garnett or Paul Pierce jersey. Oh, and you signed it! That's just...great! Yay!

Fox Phoenix arrived unannounced

Who the hell is that?

...he urged a pro athlete to fling a rock-hard sphere at 95 mph toward an unarmored human being.

Let's hop on this Snap Peters train.

I think it's a positive sign that the NCAA was at least open to having this conversation. That being said, I'm perfectly happy that my dynasty contains the likes of Bartholemuel B. Ballens, Igor Ultramax, Messi Poodletoots, Big Vaughan Hammer-Pow, and Gravity O'Goodcomment (QB).

Marcus Paige: [slices, dices, runs, guns]

Job Interviewer: So, what's your favorite Huey Louis album?

Bortles Interview -

The kid at the Senior Bowl was clearly tricked by an impostor. The Browns don't have any scouts.