Inside that bear suit is a human being. And inside that human being is another, smaller bear. And inside that smaller bear is a tiny Vladamir Putin who passes the time by oppressing the several microscopic bears living inside him.

The most haunting part of all this? Hotel managers had been warned four times by engineers about the dangers of playing Limp Bizkit in the elevator.

This is what happens when you name your college after the greatest traitor in American history.

Raccoon: Hold steady, Dusty! Seriously, dude, I can almost see the field! We're gonna get mad inside info!

I'm glad this is just a gif. The audio of Laco's sports thong snapping is sickening.

Bridges: [hits fiance over head with bottle, forcefully expelling many shards of glass]

If you thought this year's game was exciting, I heard that next year there will even be a celebrity in it!

That's a good photo, but I was even more impressed that she was able to catch the ball, go through the legs and do a backboard-breaking jam before landing in the inflatable pool filled with neon slime and Sam Goody gift certificates.

This is awesome, +1

Man, inflation is getting out of control. I remember when you could go down to Henderson's Fart Shoppe and walk out with a full bag for a nickel.

I have no idea why the Dolphins even drafted Player B, he's terrible.

As an ex-NFL player, I would say that the NFL (and especially the offensive line unit) has a complex traditional hierarchy that is adhered to and can often exclude players who don't fit the alpha-male, caveman stereotype. Martin should be able to exist just being himself in an NFL locker room, but I doubt that will be…

Russian Curler Eats It

Ironically, Weir was just playing Madden in sweats with a dip in when the FSB came and got him.

No wonder he's freezing. The guy's 74 years old and he's out there in just his sockets.

Nobody said being Angela Lansbury's gynecologist would be easy.

I'm pretty sure the junction of roast beef and spaghetti is where Rick Majerus died.

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.

In other news, reclusive Austrian fast food magnate Lars Hämburglør was jailed after some tasty delicacies went missing from the Putin compound.

What an honor. The setting of the Olympic curling record is surpassed in prestige only by happening to be on the front porch right as the mailman comes by.