Hitzlsperger amassed 52 caps for the German national team

I wonder what inventive strategies Jason "Ouch, my liver hurts!" Kidd has up his sleeve for the game.

Basketball blew up not long after

Those close to Punch knew he got his zest for life and flair for the dramatic from his father, noted break dancing instructor Rudy "Pop" Imlach.

Personally, I prefer my post-dunk nuggets to be covered in BBQ sauce, not human sweat.

Pictured: Connolly family posing for portrait in front of homemade portrait background made of hater skin.

It's unsettling to think about the fact that there are probably at least 5 people who were blown away by this Dierks Bentley performance.

"Hey, I thought this was France!"

On the plus side, Andy Reid has finally found a snow cone big enough to sate his appetite.

If Snyder keeps acting like this, he's going to become even more unpoplar.

We've no clue how this happened, though the best theory is that a sheriff's deputy or firefighter sat down to watch the game in his living room and accidentally opened a broadcast channel on his radio

Pranksters, upon seeing the fallout from their flaming bag: We were good with four, but we just had to add that fifth turd, didn't we?

Gee those kids to the left are having a swell time!

That's the worst Kelly Lafferman disguise I've ever seen.

For a guy that talks with his pocketbook, this guy seems like a real coin purse.

They don't call this dude the Malaise-ian Persuasion for nothing.

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Jackie Moon, eh? Nice try John Madden, go play with your outfits.

I thought "Alligator Alley" was the term used to describe Kirstie's consumption of live baby goats.

Fitting that a place known for doorbell production would attract on-air talent so concerned with getting their knobs polished.