Q: How many guitarists are in the Gipsy Kings?

All his life, people had been shitting Gary. They were shitting him about the new tax cancellation law. They were shitting him about toothpaste causing cancer. They were shitting him about the ice being thick enough to walk on. Well, who's doing the shitting now? Gary is.

If you're counting D-League players, you can't forget about Fats "The Iceman" O'Houlihan of the Michigan City Lunchpails.

Amish youth: [evades 6'9'' cavity smasher, vows never to visit Horace's Dental Shed again]

He also could have had the bottle top sheared off by the concentrated light-force emitted by Jerry Rice's scalp, but that's dangerous and there were kids in the room.

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Somehow a "fuck two" card got slipped into the NCAA's UNO deck.

Von Miller: Agony and ecstasy at the same time? I'm in!

REMEMBER WHEN I ATE YOUR ASS IN SCOTLAND JEAN

Good points. Plural. ssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIKE!

Laptop. Made a phone comment the other day for the first time and I'm still here to tell the tale.

This is not the type of publicity that entrepreneurs/lovers Gil Smith and Dan Lopez want for their company's bowl game.

I'm not a huge follower of pop tunes and this list has introduced me to some really good stuff. Pretty psyched to see the finale.

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What if you have a pet iguana named Classy and want to make sure it doesn't move or uncover its eyes while you find the perfect hiding spot?

To be fair, the guy had been in first place in his beautiful dark twisted fantasy league.

This kid's no stranger to being up against the boreds.

Pictured: Dennis Rodman receiving haircut advice.

1 for the crutches, 2 for the money, 4 for the hemorrhagic fever with renal syndrome, now that wouldn't be funny.

The interview stirred something on the nascent web.