I can't believe that in just 6 years it will have been 10 years since Namath promoted his book, if you subtract 3 years. It's crazy to think about.

Ernie, Shaq, Kenny: [leave work, spilling out of Turner studio into steam-filled back alley, cursing loudly and littering]

Someone needs to show this guy how a turtleneck works.

He did drop a lot of hints, but I just assumed he was a triple klutz.

Red Rubber Ball: [maxes out on overhead presses]

Number 11 just set the Feet Movement back 20 years.

Gronk, handing football to diseased youth: Here's your football, diseased youth!

"Seahawks, a sea serpent is watching the game. If you win, it will eat the fans and eat you. A virus will come into your throat and give you the flu. You'll probably need a flu shot at Fred Meyer. No Seahawks beyond this point."

Someone should take advantage of this opportunity and ask Schenn what the future is like.

"Oh yeah? Well check this out, losers!"

Free bit of advice: Don't go down the Orgeron Trail. It does not end in a happy place.

This photo opportunity doesn't look like it happened organically at all, Whole Foods.

The Hit and the Pendulum

"Wait, we have to serve in the what after we graduate?"

Although @crugburn was cool with the switch, @prymeopenseemypearl took some cajoling.

The film, tentatively called Typical Canadian Birthday Party, hits theaters this summer.

You'd be pretty psyched too if you had just won a lifetime supply of free continues.

Dolan was forced to trade the pick when he saw the Marbury solution shaved into the side of the tea leaves.

As opposed to Lawrence Taylor, who lets young fans enjoy the dirt off his sack.

I texted Sheffield to ask him if he had thrown punches with Dave Stewart. He texted back: "What? Naw bruh."