I've been having a hard time finding work as a Senior PREDITOR. And obviously, the pickings get slimmer every day.

If that makes you happy, this will probably make you sad.

Coyle's ego was bruised when he found out it was "Two Way Mirror Fun Night" in St. Paul.

This further proves the old adage "anything fucking goes when you're in Orlando for the college football awards".

Also, pretend he committed crimes in a state with the death penalty.

Von Miller is out for the season after he, inspired by Manning's multitasking, ate shrooms and tried to use his home NordicTrack.

I got a set of W-S grill utensils from a girlfriend for Christmas one year. They are awesome, and even though we broke up years ago (I blame the fact that we didn't build a solid foundation at the beginning of the relationship) I still have that kickass spatula, tongs, brush and fork. The best part is that they're…

I prefer my reality, where Fred Savage has to hustle, grind, and breakdance to make it through each day alive.

Aaron Hernandez: I'm going to hell, oh well, smiley face! Hello hell, smiley face!

It wold be located just south of Yankee Stadium, on the site of three parking garages

Looks like someone went to Captain D's with Wade Philips.

Sweater vest? Check. Festive turtleneck? Check. Tie made of bells? Check. Spirit of love and joy in my heart? Check. Mustache? Check.

Police are currently looking for the alleged attackers, who were described as white men in their 20s wearing Eagles jerseys. So they should be super easy to find.

It's best-known event is the quadrennial World Cup, where the most successful non-American teams have been Japan, Mexico, Canada, and Germany.

You guys should hear Chris Berman do Mike Ditka. Just be sure not to look.

Otto Porter, 2013: NBA Basketball Player

In fairness to Wallace, the recipe for Steeler victory does call for a pinch of grundle.

I guess doing a load of laundry like an average human being is too blasé for Kobe.

It's good to see a tubby man on the underground railroad.

Patrick Stewart - 5'10'' 2 scoops of lucious