That woman realized just in time that her daughter could be mistaken for a sweet potato wedge.

Lunch with Les seems almost as enjoyable as Munchin' Somethin' with Sumlin.

"Yeah, sure. NBD, I'll take the test right now. Like, ahora", said Weatherford, as he nudged the tank of helium deeper into his locker.

[votes repeatedly for Rocket Frog using iPhone]

[whoops]

Stewart was crushed when he realized he left his favorite ball cap at the summit.

This is what happens when the concession stand runs out of café au lait.

Lvl9LightSpell's less impressive 'Circle of Rarity' graphic simply consisted of a Jaguars logo and yesterday's score.

"What low class!"

I'm surprised they got away with showing a giant, mesh-covered Jimmy draped over the goal post like that on national television.

Starkey, on walkie talkie: Starkey to Schmitt. Starkey to Scmitt. Come in Schmitt. Do you copy?

KCNBC is a fine organization. I was skeptical when I heard he was leaving Jo-Jo to team up with Bruce Campbell...but I'll be damned if I'm not impressed by their work.

That's a real catch-I401.

Šimunić, you need a lesson in history. If you want I will personally help you get a good history teacher and learn what "Za dom spremni" means.

Release the doves!

This will be blasted at my funeral.

If you substitute 'school' with 'pro football', 'homeroom class' with 'locker room', 'cafeteria' with 'Hooters', and 'principal' with 'president of the United States', Yannis Carayannopoulos had an average Gronk Wednesday.

In conclusion: Jim Gray is your racist aunt with richer friends.

If you ask me, this is all the players' fault. They're the ones who neglected to do their crossover nibbling drills.

The day caught up with her quickly though, as she was found passed out in a pile of freshly-crocheted man thongs before kickoff.