That dunk is pretty impressive, but Ojeleye only came in fifth during the charge-taking contest at the end of practice.

I'm not really that impressed by the footage. The Cubs have always been broadcast in Retchnicolor.

Disgrace Jam

After this latest faux pas, Ford plans to seek asylum in the U.S. In Trenton, to be specific.

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Having finished giving his remarks, Krzyzewski resumed competing in the post game apple pie-eating contest.

Bowe was denied his request for Sonic after he expressed his intentions to 'Nuke Hopkins' a bun.

I understand that Crawford looks like a normal referee that has been melted, but this behavior is business as usual.

Hopkins will make sure his teammates know he was just grabbing the 13th and 14th inches of his penis.

Fortunately Modrzynski's computer had enough pump-handle RAM to accommodate the large document.

That's from back when he went by 'Darren Flannel'.

I love autographs, memorabilia and the like! The message in a bottle I got from Brian Williams back in the summer of '02 still sits proudly atop my mantle.

I bet the NCAA has an ample 'stache of evidence on Ward.

And thus began Gronk's Winter of Hate.

This is the first time I've heard of using a nest egg to get to Detroit.

Heeyyy, I'm getting used to this! Press on, brother! Don't forget that I've always got your backside, and I know you got mine.

Nice "buckeye insignia", duuuude.

He wasn't a defensive back, but the most influential person in my life thus far has been Chris Cattan

Rice now regrets following in the footsteps of mentor Rick Majerus, a strong proponent of coach-speak and deep-fried intensity.

This interview was convenient for Phillips as he was able to conduct it right from his office desk made of souvenir cups in the stadium parking lot.