Player: Antonio Cromartie

Dear Brandon,

"This is cosmoNOT happening, this is cosmoNOT happening!"

Is there a famous athlete named Klans I should know about?

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The wife said that while the two were smoking cigarettes outside of Sidelines...

Pictured: Evidence that if you get a Carl Weathers tramp stamp, you'll eventually have to convert your back into a Rocky mural to look less like a weirdo.

Snyder figured he would kill two birds and make it easy to practice his jump shot 24/7 while covering up those unsightly burial mounds.

James' book should not be confused with Case Clothed, the story of Case Keenum's nudist colony upbringing and eventual acceptance of society's mores.

Not Pictured On Purpose: Thin, moustache-less third triplet Cooper Ryan.

♫ The lunatic is in the hall

Varlamov vowed to meticulously comb through old case records to try and find a helpful precedent. He just hopes it holds up.

The robes were a little plain, but Poulter wore one anyway as a sign of respect.

Nothing goes with toasted ravs like a functioning navigation syst.

Peter Jackson couldn't be happier since making the switch to zero calorie productions.

Then you have Titus Young, who can only archetype 20 words per minute.

Well this would explain his inappropriate reaction at the free clinic the other day.

Not unlike Tony Siragusa's infamous melt down on the sideline in Baltimore during the 1998 season. Gruyère on marble rye, I believe it was.

Spielman has really changed things for the program at Heaven, with the successful transition to the Wing T offense jumping immediately to mind.

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