ONE OF THE GOOD FOREIGNERS

They always come crawling back to the Sanchize

The DTs have more self-control that I do, because I would definitely push over the center to see if I could get a dominoes effect.

Let’s see: Briles refuses to admit anything was wrong, the administration refused to admit that assistant coaches were part of the rotten culture by letting them all keep their jobs, Starr continues to believe nothing was wrong, Grobe doesn’t see anything wrong with letting Oakman hang around—this assistant was just…

And people wonder why sexual assault survivors on college campuses have a hard time coming forward.

There are numerous similarities between Goku Black and Zamasu, staring with facial features

Careful thinking there by Price. Might want to save that challenge for when you get out to the pizza place tonight and they bring you something that, upon further review, is not cheese.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

I call bs on you being a Bills fan.

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

Why are you surprised they mourn the right way?

Isn’t the Jets being shit what a national TV audience expects?

You don’t go to a Vegas show and want to hear Britney or Lionel Ritchie say “Tonight I’m just gonna play new stuff”

Give us your old act, the classics.
Keep being shit, that’s the J-E-T-S we know and love.

You mean the show that where he talks sports with his dad? That’s one of the very few things ESPN does right.

Harper is more overt about it, but Fernandez was the best shot baseball had to overcome the Goose Gossages and Brian McCanns of the world and actually make the game joyful again. It was so refreshing to watch him do things you just don’t see in today’s game like laughingly jaw with a guy who had just launched a…

Dammit, I don’t even really like baseball, and this kid’s death is breaking my heart. I’m watching all the old Deadspin stories with videos, and he’s got a big, brilliant smile in every single goddamn one. This world is so dark and so cold, and it lost a bright, warm light.

Don’t forget Zach Wheeler who was supposed to be back by July from Tommy John surgury but isn’t

Sure if you are an idiot and don’t realize Bartolo is immortal and will entertain us all well into his 70s pitching and hitting

The greatest baseball announcer that ever lived. Not the least because none of his children became terrible sports announcers in an attempt to ruin his legacy.

What an asshole! Just flaunting MLB’s broadcast disclaimer rules! Unless he had the express, written consent to share that account of the SF/SD game, he should be jailed.