Everybody knows that manager challenges are redeemable for fun prizes at the counter. Price is just smart enough to not blow all his on Chinese finger traps and tootsie rolls, he’s saving up for the NES with R.O.B. that costs 22,000 challenges

Wait, what the fuck? Did Callaway’s lawyers use the “No, you’re the racist” defense but with sexual assault?

The cops showed such a gentle touch to protesters during OWS

And it wasn’t even Monday! Something something lasagna

They’re doing us a favor, gotta warm up the take machine for tomorrow’s Tribute to Paterno

You must be thinking of the anthem that Orioles fans shout “O” during to draw attention to their baseball team. Surely nobody would do something like that during our most holy and solemn true national anthem that demands nothing but the utmost devotion and obeisance to a flag or video image of a flag

No, you’re drunk alone at home on a Friday night watching your alma mater get their brains beat in on national TV!

Oh I see, so Deadspin is just Gizmodo now. Way to go, Univision, you could’ve at least been clever and called this vertical “Gizcourse.” Stick to dick pics!

Wouldn’t it chap HamNo’s hide if an intrepid capitalist bought up those domains to squat them?

Oh no! You foiled Univision’s secret branding caper! They’d have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling commenters and your cannabis-addled talking dog

I think we should be more concerned about who is doing Harrison’s financial planning.

ESPN has also taken to lumping all shootings together under “gun violence.” from their story on Kaepernick:

KANEDA!

What did Japan ever do to Carlos Correa? He’s having a great season!

I was a little concerned by the end of the Japanese presentation

You guys just couldn’t go out on something more pleasant, like the pig pooping on its own distended balls?

As long as the high school aged pretty boy with glasses and the condescending tone kidnaps the girl pilot/time traveler/maybe alien/love interest of the main high school aged boy protagonist then we’re in business

Yeah, the game is based off an anime movie that was a Japan/USA coproduction of sorts which was based off the comic. The movie is on Crunchyroll if you’re curious about it.

Hey Tim, have you ever read Little Nemo? This is the pinnacle of newspaper comics (granted it’s stretching the definition of a strip)

What the Shit!?!?!? I thought you were just posting a made up funny goof about how it would be so absurd if a cartoon duck was a hate-spewing monster.