I’ve only watched the Giants. Seems about normal.

No offense to you, but I am getting a good chuckle at the thought of people vacationing in Chappaqua.

I don’t think you’re aware that the internet has finite limits and every irrelevant post about a sports team on this sports blog is sucking so much copy that Foodspin will have to become a video series and the Funbag will become a podcast or something.

How about you just don’t read the posts that don’t interest you? Perhaps go for a walk and yell at some clouds instead.

Only Deadspin and the Financial Times.

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

Canada is the Titans of nations. You forget they exist for three months at a time.

Many people are saying those electoral number are rigged, folks. Many people. Sad!

If Clinton-Trump ever get to the point, someone just kill us all.

This might not be a big deal, but your take is objectively wrong.

And what’s the deal with the Big 12 have 10 teams and the Big Ten having 14 teams? Are we driving on parkways and parking on driveways now?

Can’t watch vid now, but...

Sure, but you also get to start sentences with, “Well, you see, I was listening to Malcolm Gladwell the other day...” *pause to smoke on pipe* “...and he said just the most faaaaascinating thing about...” for the next month in a WASPish voice.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

bringing jobs

It means that tax cannot be spent on anything else. If you can raise taxes for a stadium you could raise taxes for a school.

“Hey! You in the senate! I say to you - stop being bad!”

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

Sorry, but Trump never said that.

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…