You’re just mad you don’t feel the vibrations any longer....

Look there are just too many rapists playing for or that had played for Baylor. Expecting the coach to recognize one of them is difficult.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

I hope he’s the real deal, sometimes US fans make much adu about nothing.

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

As a South Carolina resident, this is incredibly frustrating. Dylann Roof did not lose any of his rights as a citizen after he was charged with killing 9 parishioners at a black church. He’s just as much of a (suspected) domestic terrorist as Rahami.

“Enemy combatant” is a complete chicken-shit way to escape having to provide the rights and protections of criminal justice or prisoner of war status to someone.

While the unenforceable anti-trans stuff may be “for show,” there are far more sinister ordinances in the bill designed to basically cut municipal laws off at the knees - stuff like cities’ ability to set their own minimum wage standards, for example. This bill is essentially the “small government” GOP reps at the…

There is literally nothing more “for-show politics” than passing a completely unenforceable law targeting transgender people and the bathrooms they use in order to stir up your religious conservative voting base.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

I hate to see how bad they're going to be at school on Monday

Paterno arguably did more for Penn State than any other coach at any other school in history. Yet he is vilified by some, who know nothing.

What the fuck is their problem with Title Eleven?

I know football fans in Texas, and everywhere in general, have very reasonable and level-headed takes when it comes to their teams and the sport, so I’m sure this will queue up some insightful, intelligent, polite conversation around the web.

Keep your head up. This time next year you might only have one team to hate!

Maverick > Disruptor > Visionary

“But I can still chow on another fan’s ass just after kickoff?”

You inspired me to look that up.