does that say “drunk women”? ya know, just to clarify?

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

If they’re posting it, it’s not actually a “secret menu.” That’s just an attempt by a restaurant to take advantage of this eyeroll-worthy trend.

As long as he didn’t toss his phone out the window when he was doing 143 he should be ok.

Lot to comprehend here, but the verdict’s in......

Those last three pretty much sum up my college experience.

Beckman’s

I think all us Mets fans should start a fund to get the extra money to get Gomez. Here, I’ll start with $100 of my own dollars. Okay, now 10 of you give me $100 and I’ll put in this account I have with an incredible rate of return. If each of you can get 10 more investors, you’ll get AT LEAST a 50% return, AND 25%…

Wow . . . this . . . Why the Mets Suck could literally be Magary’s farewell opus to this site. He’d have to retire after what I assume would be like an eleven-volume treatise on the sucktasm that is my beloved Mets.

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.

I love some good Gallo’s humor.

How is this not filed to LOLMETS. Is this some product of Gawker Media being 20% nicer?

At 6’11” and fifteen years old, he’s already a bigger man (literally and figuratively) than Dwight Howard.

1974 wasn’t bad. They were 7-7, but they played well the second half of the year.

Somebody needs to combine Drew’s shitty shirt creepy dad dance on to one or all of the background dancers. I’ll wait.

what the fuck where is my tony hawk follow

Wait, that guy is followed by Tony Hawk? That has to be a follow up of its own, right?

water doesn’t get ya druuuuuuuuuuuuunk!

Hopefully somebody will leak the internal emails on the hiring process, then we’ll know what HBO was thinking.