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Three words for you: Radio. On. Internet.

But he put the radio on the internet.

Every time a Korean player flips his bat I hope it lands in Adam Wainwright’s face

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

13. If you have scurvy, you could drink a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita and it would either kill the disease or kill you.

Or both.

This is not a good day for England.

Doritos’ plan to break into the Polish market is flawless!!!!!

COOLBREEZE PIEROGIES

So she could have had a beer as well?

I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mudiays.

Agreed, Bootstraps Bazingas looks like a gift that's going to keep on giving.

Kriskross Portuguesesauce was a great pick for the Knicks.

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

I just want this part of this live blog to be saved for posterity.

No, that’s clearly a golf club. Unless you are riding horses REALLY wrong.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

I guess that DGAF attitude extends to hand balls in the penalty area?

I thought White Heritage Night was canceled? Confused because trying to convince everyone you’re not racist would seem like a central part of White Heritage Night.