Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

Floating in the sky is a giant fireball, a million times bigger than the earth, we need it for vitamin D, if you stare at it you’ll go blind, its trying to give you cancer, and if its not there you get sad - Joe Rogan

The sun has long been a bad and hot circle. It’s confusing (why so hot? why so round? how?). It doesn’t make no sense (how?). It needs to be stopped (ice?). I commend this team of friends for filling plastic with their love and attempting to save their seated friends from the hot sting of the sky devil.

You’re wrong. No one has separate statistical catagories for the regular season and playoffs. That database just doesn’t exist.

“Here’s the thing. I’m a white person from the South. There are plenty of aspects of Southern culture that I am actually pretty proud of: the food, the hospitality, the (albeit superficial) kindness toward strangers and guests in your home”

Another snub for mass-start bobsled on a wide track.

I get that banning fake colleges is better for the game, but I’m going to miss watching UNC.

The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place

“Just what kind of courage is Jenner showing?” said the angry pitchfork-wielding mob that scorned and hated a person for revealing her true identity.

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

Are you kidding? Two grand slams and 12 RBI is a fantastic endorsement for the benefits of meth.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

FIFA y’all

In college, this was THE BEER everyone would order at local bars. Now I think it's been years since I've had it. Honestly, it never tasted like a capital-F Fruit Beer to me, just a beer with some weird flavors thrown in.

YOU SHALL RIDE ETERNAL; SHINY AND CHROME

I never understood the idea that calling a professional athlete a money grabber was an insult. Its his job. Are you a money grabbing traitor if you take a new job in the same industry for more money?

Ricky Rubio? Hasn’t he had enough injuries and lack of growth that he should be in the bust category by now?

Why couldn’t you have mentioned this like three hours ago