It’s our sole porpoise in life.

Maybe the GM is just a red herring? The old coach smelt something amiss, and was thrown out on his halibut.

IT’S BOSS MAN KRAFT VERSUS THE COMMISH IN A TABLES LADDERS CHAIRS MATCH HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW! IT’S A...IT’S A REAL SLOBBER-KNOCKER!

While he’s there, can you give him a little tap on the balls for us?

Hey guys, sometimes when you want to make an omelet, you have to make sure someone else pays billions of dollars for the eggs, promise them that the omelet will make a positive economic impact, put the eggs in your own pocket, substitute dog shit for the eggs, and then laugh maniacally while you watch everyone eat…

“What a bunch of jobbers.” - Rockapella

If they need to move these games, I hear there are some empty venues available in Brazil.

Did you stop watching before they introduced Principal Skinner?

An A? Is this like getting a ten at Pitchfork, c. 2003? & if so, is this movie enjoyable, unlike Source Tags & Codes?

*Holds envelope to head*

This is my favorite thing in sports.

My kids didn’t eat this. I didn’t read the rest of your comment.

Like that guy who went #1 overall?

I’m totally fine with giving someone a second chance, but the issue at play here isn’t Frank “I Beat Women” Clark, it’s that the Seahawks and the NFL seem to be completely clueless on how to talk to people about these issues.

Once people realize that football players are humans like the rest of us, maybe we’ll stop holding them to these lofty standards. Sure, domestic abuse is horrible and the men and women who abuse others should totally be punished, and those that continue to do so should see a harsher punishment. But after they serve…

Sure! Everyone gets a check for $9.95 and the lawyers get $73 million.

Finest kind. As someone who has battled depression and anxiety (and will continue to do so the rest of my life), fuck this parrot with a hot poker up the ass.

I demand that Deadspin hire Gregggg and pit him against Drew in a very special episode of Chopped.