Abs Crunchum.

Mississippi State aint' shit. All they've beaten is a bunch of SEC teams. Call me back when they play some real teams.

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

Staying takes a love and commitment few can manage. But more than anything it takes the decision of the person afflicted to accept it and address it. That alone is an incredible battle.

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

It's hard to believe he's still in college. Those are the motor skills and timing of someone who has been playing for years.

Wait until the video comes out.

Speaking as someone who has quit actual drugs (an eight-year addiction to amphetamines I kicked at age 19, and that's not a typo), let me give you the most important point about quitting something unhealthy:

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

See Olbermann, Keith, 9/8/14

Most victims of domestic abuse stay with there abuser. So everyone needs to back off the "she's doing it for the money.".

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

PUIG BEING PUIG

All I heard was some rumbling, stumbling and bumbling, and then my brain oozed out of my ears [dies].

It appears you still don't know what Trail of Tears means. But do tell, when does the Holocaust become far enough in the past that it's acceptable to make fun of it? I've got some hilarious hashtags that I'm anxious to share with the world.

"No corporations are going to be lining up to pay them money out of high school."

I'm convinced that Manziel would have taken over the starter's job in his second season, sparking a nuclear war on First Take, and then immediately reinstated the cocaine-era Cowboys, leading them to a Super Bowl victory before dying of an overdose.