It's not that impressive. Dear and respected Kim Jong Un collected 39 home runs in his first ever match of baseball, defeating an imperious team of American players who did not even have the basic appearance of human beings.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

I love Narragansetts, but you have to remember to not smell it while you're drinking it; smells exactly like thrown-up beer. Also gives soul-crushing hangovers.

The length-of-game problem is way overstated in baseball.

Batters should also be forced to keep one foot in the box in between pitches; when the pitcher is ready to go, the batter better be as well. I hate the endless stepping out that permeates every Sawks/Yanks game.

Q.E.D.

ground beef is the According to Jim of taco proteins.

Hey, if Mickey Mantle could get an easy one from Denny McLain as a sign of respect, I don't know why Derek Jeter can't get one from Adam Wainwright. This was just a St. Louis Cardinal honest to God playing the game the right way!

I guess LeBron jerseys in Miami should be put on...

And to think, all this time, Drew has been The Miz and we never knew it.

$20

That was all on Cavendish. He was pushing way too hard into Garrens. Cavendish does stupid shit like this far too often. He always puts other riders in danger. Maybe he'll finally learn.

His Royal Majesty the King of Salt Lake City and Protector-General of the Orem Territories shall not have his team besmirched by this commoner Olbermann!

Watch this movie. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/lagaan/

I wouldn't expect you liberal Gawker media types to understand the nuances and proclivities of American history and exceptionalism, so let me explain. What better month than July to commemorate a Patriot's celebration of the 2nd Amendment and the right to stalk people out of a bar before executing them for spilling a…

I've said it once and I'll say it again, this FIFA nonsense ain't real football, this is real football.

I've never taken a corner kick in my life but I feel like I could probably put it in in the thousands of square meters area that represents the field of play unlike Rooney

Landon Donovan would have hit a hole-in-one and then walked across the water to get the ball out of the hole, just to get another hole-in-one.