To be fair, this would be the only time Snow would be any use to the Islanders.

It is not a new thing and it's always been the same way. In some past years the Belmont field was smaller which was usually an indication of a particular horse's dominance that year. Few owners wanted to face Secretariat or Affirmed/Alydar when they knew they had little chance of winning. But every great horse ever…

With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.

No. Shut up.

Interesting. I'm the total opposite. The Hype Train never seems to stop at my station and usually just ends up bugging the living sh*t out of me.

Then perhaps I can interest you in my Deadspin FanFic...

You mean he hasn't knocked up or murdered anyone?

"He's been arrested, but for something pretty stupid, which means when he actually murders someone, he'll almost definitely get caught."

If a bar charges cover and doesn't have a band playing, I'm going to another bar. Fuck covers that aren't the door for the band.

Back to the music thing. It is your right to play what you want on the modern internet jukebox, but if you're in a divey bar that's been playing nothing but Skynyrd and Garth Brooks for 3 hours and everyone is enjoying it, don't be a nutsac and play rap or stupid Coldplay or something. Especially if you do the dreaded…

When ordering a beer do it in a funny accent (like Borat) or quote a movie like Anchorman. Everyone will think you are funny and original.

13) Don't order a complicated cocktail unless you're in a bar that specializes in complicated cocktails. This place doesn't have a menu - the bartender is not going to muddle fresh fucking mint leaves for your mojito.

"See, we told you the "we are all monkeys" thing was just a big scam. Now let's burn some books!"

There are 9 letters in "Dani Alves." His number is 22. Villa Real had scored 2 goals at the time the banana was thrown. 22 divided by 2 is 11. 9/11. Wake up sheeple.

V Stiviano was born the following year, the first step in the NBA's cunning 31-year plan to rid themselves of Donald Sterling.

Say what you like about Happy Valley, they know what they like in a coach.

Plank makes a great point. If Silver had any sense of decency, he'd have brought down the hammer on Donte Stallworth a long time ago.

The Clippers will rise again!

Your an moron; LeBron plays for Miami not Sacramento!

He owns a franchise of a business. It's not an independent business.