#blessed

As a former Syracuse non-athlete who wrote plenty of papers for friends at both that institution and several others, I think that the degrees many students have aren't always indicative of those students' personal educational efforts.

Don't worry Duke fans, NCAA precedent tells us that you'll just have to take down the Coach K statue. Everything else is all good. Nope, nothing else needs to be done, not at all

I can only assume they're practicing the standard procedure of reporting sexual abuse in the state of Pennsylvania because otherwise there's NO FUCKING WAY ANYBODY SHOULD'VE EXONERATED JOE PATERNO

Wait, you mean to tell me that by throwing everything they had to get a kid, including giving his high school coach a position with the college team, might lead to said kid clashing with veterans on the team? Look, I'm no highly paid head coach, but that seems like it might cause a rift

Ugh, I'm an alum and even I have to give you +1 overpriced liberal arts degree for that

If I get this I feel like I should upgrade my ~6 year old router too. What's a good/not crazy expensive option there?

If I get this I feel like I should upgrade my ~6 year old router too. What's a good/not crazy expensive option there?

There's only one explanation: Cleveland took all their money that cities normally use to make themselves attractive to living things and spent it on a precog unit. This was later sold to the Plain Dealer, which is shockingly in better financial shape than a town that has a history of setting their river on fire. It's…

I forgot how handy that was for the Newtown PD to smash through the wall of Sandy Hook Elementary in their armored personnel carrier A-Team style and unload holy hell decked out in full combat armor, while also laying suppressing fire from the turret.

Yeah? Tell that to the whooping cough

I don't think you're a dingbat or anything. Maybe it's because I'm from New York and that article was coincidentally the first result I got from google on tetanus and lockjaw, but the two were used synonymously in my childhood

I'm not sure if you're serious, but in case you are

I'm not going to lie, I'm a little disappointed your answer wasn't along the lines of "well, not a doctor per se, but I got a BS in Bio, so I know anatomy," because let me tell you from some personal experience that gets you more leeway than it should, and nobody's going to stop me from using that to dispense medical…

But are you a doctor of some kind? Otherwise I think you could be forgiven for not having the clearest understanding of the intricacies of this. But if you're another goddamn lawyer who I can only assume is billing clients for time spent on kinja then...well, good for you I guess

Thank you, anonymous burner, for showing us all the righteous fury of concrete thought. Human compassion is wasted on the guilty. We need not waste time on those we despise. Crush them beneath our heel and stack them like cord wood, for they deserve every horror that is visited upon them

I'm happy for him. Nobody has a chance right now with the Jets' lack of wide receivers or an O-line, so why not enjoy Sanchez's time to shine.

DBZ, Sailor Moon, Samurai Pizza Cats and Sci-Fi's Saturday Anime were my introduction to anime that didn't have to be found crammed in the back of the video store, hand-duped from another VHS by some dude who got it from his college anime club.

I believe you mean Nyx...because it's night...and he's sleepy

Sorry, should've said comment instead of post. I meant I didn't do any math and was just talking out of my ass

Just quickly glancing at it looks like the Vegas guesses would come out more predictive due to their playing it safe and not guessing too high or low for any team. It's most likely all moot, though, because it looks like neither method was significant in making accurate predictions