Shhh...pluses and minuses are hard this time of day

A good old fashioned +1 for you

This sucks, but I can't seem to figure out how to do it anymore. I just went to the AFL.com.au website one morning and it had free replays of the completed games for the week, and the late game was live streaming. I just assumed it was some weird ABC deal that we can't comprehend in the states because we hate public…

Soccer? You Commie. You could at least go CFL or Aussie Rules if you have an Australian proxy for your browser

Oh no! I've bought 4 F-150's and 22 Denis Leary albums in the past 3 years!

So I don't buy NFL branded merchandise or tickets to any NFL games, I don't have DirecTV or the Sunday Ticket package, and don't factor into the Nielsen ratings in any way. I can still watch games knowing I'm not contributing to this awful organization, right? Because, man, football is a hard drug to quit

—Vintage Vince Carter Dunks

5 errors? Get your shit together, Sotoku

I can't stand the baseball games are too long argument. I'm not saying the game's not slow, but compare it to the king, the NFL. Sports on Earth had a great piece breaking down what happens in an NFL game here.

I wish there could be a cartoon starring Yasiel Puig, LeBron James, and Sidney Crosby a la ProStars

What a shame that the right to assemble has become the right to be cordoned off and kept to curfews.

'Gansetts are for when you and your buddies rent a house out on the shore of Misquamicutt, spend the day going to Newport to bet on some dog races, and then come back to pass out on the beach as the sun goes down.

Oh, in that case, that'll stop 'em. Good plan. No other course of action but to shoot, I guess. Trying to assign blame sure is a lot better than acknowledging that both sides are fucking awful, but one is definitely not at the complete mercy of the other

Oh fuck you so fucking hard. Nobody is making Israel target UN schools and shelters. The only way the rockets stop coming from Gaza is to kill every single person there. There are better ways to work towards peace, like not occupying and blockading a people into such desperation

Jesus Christ, how much is Fox Sports 1 hurting if they ask Drew Magary to come on to talk soccer? How long did it take him to start ranting about a bunch of sissies kicking the ball around all in the service of BIG ORANGE SLICE?

Real question: I live 3 1/2 hours away from the nearest place I could get Heady Topper, is it worth it?

I remember from when I had to go to India in the past that McDonald's and KFC were relatively expensive and Pizza Hut was the most expensive thing I ever ate there outside of a hotel restaurant. the maharaja burger was pretty good, and KFC was pretty recognizable if not spicier. Pizza Hut was basically the same, but…

Oh buddy, I hope nobody tells you about cricket

Are you guys drinking beer and watching a screener of The Neighbors while you make Reuben do all the hard math stuff?

I would complain about it being unamerican, but it really is the ultimate conclusion to money equaling speech. Definitely a greater scourge in my life than political campaign commericals, that's for sure.